Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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ks23 9
What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
Bakarra 22
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day
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Comments (111)
HelloChrissy 9
The McDonalds I worked at used to tell us "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean" any time they saw us just standing around.
OldMemoriesFade 8
I work at McDonald's now, and my manger says the same thing. I honestly hate working there. It's awful. I guess you have to start somewhere.
perdix 31
I'm glad no one has told you of the entertainment you can get from spitting in people's food and watching them eat it. Oooops.
Trisha_aus 15
Not nice Perdix!
mario2012 18
It was a joke 38.
ManInTheMachine 20
He knows, mario.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Nice work if you can get it... Just stand around and get paid for it.
pradip 26
If you keep getting paid for doing nothing it really sucks after a while. I have been through it and its horrible.
Senseless_487 29
Agreed. I'm a blackjack dealer, and when it's slow, I have no choice but to stand there and do nothing. Makes for a long shift.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
You better find yourself something to do at work, or you will end up unemployed before the holidays, but at least everyone else will get their christmas bonus....
whY402Jay 12
I work graveyard shift so I can relate.
FalconSam1414 19
Sometimes I'll just clean my room up for a while when I have nothing to do. Cleaning sure does pass the time I guess....
smiliecat 13
I don't really see how this is a FML. Maybe I'm the only one?
stormchaser24 24
Because he is bored at work, which makes the day go slower.
Lauraborealous 4
This should say 'Today, my job is at McDonald's. FML
Enslaved 38
Why would you say such a thing? It's a job that has a demand. Do you somehow think you're better than others? Kinda rude.
merryhappy1887 20
I make almost 500$ a week at McDonald's depending on my overtime so suck it ya bitch. Also was a manager straight out of high school. Mcdicks is pretty chill.
calliefornia2 3
My life at Sears.
Enslaved 38
Be careful what you wish for, you might get a huge surprise in the ball pit! :P