Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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Top comments
ks23 9
What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
Bakarra 22
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day
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Comments (111)
chocolateisyum 12
Wow, yeah your life is totally ****** up. Grow a pair & get on with life. Imbecile.
chocolateisyum 12
Why was my comment moderated?
Kallian_fml 21
You can come clean up at my job if you like. After 18 preschoolers have been through the room I begin to wish it had been a tornado instead.
chocolateisyum 12
Thanks for moderating my comment... :/
HortonThelephant 15
Ba Da Ba Ba Ba I'm Scrubbin' It ®
emilyjgraham 34
although I liked that, she's not scrubbing anything!
slapsface 10
Haha you really made me laugh hard lol!
newbiehere99 6
62- haha & lol? Then you mentioned you laughed ... That's kind of redundant don't you think?
isallwaysme 27
what about the bathroom? they're always dirty, at the ones I go to
AussieChild 22
When I worked at maccaz there was ALWAYS something to do: count stock, or re-mop floors, or clean the always filthy play area!
Arrawyn 12
Ha, my sister works at mcDonald's
emilyjgraham 34
there are alot of people who work in mcdonalds!
perdix 31
Maybe the OP can clean up your sister. Is she dirrrrrty or a hot mess?
1happymummy 14
I used to work there during high school, funnily enough, I don't miss it.
rattusrattus 19
Maybe I should stop putting my rubbish in the bin when I go to McDonalds... (I'm not going to stop. I'm not a telepath or a jerk.)
rickyfk 4
lyra best lony
Moep20 24
Well, if you are bored at your current job, why don't you try to find a more challenging one? I know the economy is quite bad at the moment in the USA but you can at least try :)
hawright 13
This is completely unrelated to said FML post because I could give a shit less about being bored at work. I just wanted to say I like your pic, Chirpa.