Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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Top comments
ks23 9
What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
Bakarra 22
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day
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Comments (111)
medmura 1
First world problems
zander4310 5
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Sacytrl 28
The Memoirs of a MacDonalds Employee Jokes, but the MacDonalds here always seem ridiculously packed...
Wellsley_493 11
Yeah. I know how that goes OP. Winter shifts at the McDonald's I work at are sooooo slow.
ashleyylove3 22
YDI for working at mcdonalds.
AbbyMaexx 2
Wow... that's..... awful...???
thefmlman2011 37
Me and you are on the same page OP!
Winchester1990 19
Obviously you know nothing about second cleaning tasks coz I work there and on lobby, I'm constantly busy, I never get a chance to stand around and be bored.