Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
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ks23 9
What McDonald's was that? All the ones I have been in look like tornadoes have gone through them.
Bakarra 22
I do accents when taking orders in the drive through and that usually gets me through the day
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Comments (111)
outoftown 27
Did you check under the tables?
jpaigelandry 5
i work at mcds too and i feel your pain.... after i run out of things to clean the first 3 hours of my shift, i think of all the ways i could kill myself with happy meal boxes.
judyung 1
I would be happy! Easy money. Don't have to be bothered by customers lol
hiyaballbags 0
The problem with people today. You are so lazy and feel entitled to bitch but would never just pick up a mop and clean. Next you will bitch you dont get paid enough to stand around
sford150 2
I work there too, I wish the same thing all the time!
noisebox 1
And the pay sucks too!
winkydog4056 16
Um, exactly how high are your expectations when you work at McDonalds!?
anonymous0420 3
To the ppl that work at Mc Donald's Who wanna go to the corporate headquarters and smack Ronald Across his face, I hope that stupid ass company falls from grace Ayo, Mc ****, the Mc Rib They can, Mc Suck, my Mc Dick, Check it out Mc ****, the Mc Rib They can, Mc Suck, my Mc Diaaack!
Kagrish 9
Dafuq
emuexport 4
haha, you should get a transfer to the one in australia I visited last week, someone had very cleverly laid a big shit in the urinal :):):)
tessinmy2step 2
I feel the same way every shift i have -_-