Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Grimmerie 31
waltz the matter with you? you gotta tune up your social life. get on your feet, friends are just a hop, skip and a jig away.
italiangurrl 8
well hey, at least you had two hours worth of entertainment, and you got some exercise! :)
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Comments (66)
penguinazul 13
I went to Ireland, and we learned a couple Irish jigs. It was really fun! I don't really see why this would ruin your life.
iBookFlippa 2
MLIA dude not fml
kt7727 0
Irish dancing is hot...
yesiyes 0
i want to learn how to do dance a good ole' irish jigg! :D
jmu2011 6
This is the worst FML ever. How the hell did this get published?
icanhazlawlz 0
at least you dont practice the haruhi suzumiya dance. so alone. sooo alone. :'(
Lee002 8
What's so bad about practicing an Irish jig? If it's fun and passes the time I don't see where the problem is!
vanessagirrl96 0
fail.
luluk854ever 0
fail. no one can practice the jig for 2 hours. I'm an irish dancer I would know.
Lauraaaaax94 0
I just do this when I'm full on bored. Fml is the best thing ever.