Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
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Grimmerie 31
waltz the matter with you? you gotta tune up your social life. get on your feet, friends are just a hop, skip and a jig away.
italiangurrl 8
well hey, at least you had two hours worth of entertainment, and you got some exercise! :)
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Comments (66)
rachelpfitzner 3
get a job man
yeahreally 6
Just set a new bar for being THAT bored. Good work.
Nicia_fml 0
Hey! Don't dis Ireland or Irish dancing. It's a serious dance form and takes years of practice, if you were that bored, please do something else rather thn dance and then whine about it on here.
sbwaves 0
HAHA no life....
SarahSaraSayWhat 0
You racist bitch I am almost full Irish and I dance so u need to think b4 u type u racist bitchy fagot
ikickyourbutt 9
I'm an Irish dancer and unless you have a feis soon, FYL
iChel413 6
That is a great idea for boredom
fishing12345 2
O shit
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Look mommy, I know Irish dancing! :D
jordietheyeti 10
As an Irish dancer, who's actually from Ireland, my question is this. As you're American, was it a real Irish jig or the demented choreography of the truly ignorant?
Sporkly 26
I was just about to say the same thing. I like you.
sulitak 27
hey hey, there are Americans in legitimate Dance Schools who think the same thing. I had so many idiots "imitate" Irish Dancing to me and I hated it