Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
Today, I slept in the same room as my girlfriend for the first time. She is sweet, smart, and drop-dead gorgeous, so naturally I thought she was going to be the one. Until she farted in her sleep. 56 times. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
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Standupboi 0
she probably means from high school musical
TotalPandamonium 2
Talking in my sleep is how one of my exes found out I was planning on dumping him. His reaction just made me even gladder I was going to dump him.
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Comments (55)
corbandioxide 1
ninjaface (no.20) thats a good plan...
systemofadownx 0
The fact that you found it cute when she talks in her sleep is adoriblee, (:
veesky 0
you poor guy ask her about it maybe if shes cheating on you dump her ass no one deserves to be cheated on.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
haha!! fyl!!!!! xD
bballchamp43 0
Because she wouldn't be viewed as cute and innocent anymore, more a naughty girl
Pinkandblack 0
I'm assuming you're not Troy.
PhishloverA 14
You shouldn't have to assume it
Megan70_fml 6
now you should start mumbling about troy in your sleep just for the hell of it and see if she notices haha! ;)
Chigagigaroo 0
And I'm guessing you aren't Troy. :(
V19Spartan 1
Troy is a nice man with a great tongue for pleasuring, he is prob just a coworker
poppylamonzo 0
She was definitely talking about Troy from high school musical..