Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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Top comments
billyme 4
you totally deserve it
zandalee 20
You sound bored. Maybe it's time you got yourself a life.
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heybabe23 0
So you broke them up, AND got money out of it? That's cold.
Elgarisbored 0
A dick move my friend
omarzrgz 3
100% worth it.
RachRIOT 7
That's such a douchey thing to do! No one has the right to mess with another persons relationship AND for $20, wtf?! YDI!!!!!!!!
trollierthanthou 1
i mean if they were fighting a lot then they were probably gonna break up anyway. You just saved them more fighting,which is just making both their lives suck. Plus gives them more time to find a new gf/bf. So yeah, go buy yourself something pretty shabby because all you have is twenty bucks. Have a nice day, you made peace.
cierraashlee 5
Well, you should feel like one. My friend mikey says the exact same thing to all the guys around him and they than act like jerks just like him and lose their girls or friendships. You don't want to be like him. Hope you learned that it's not cool or funny..
flailingCheese 5
Who cares she was obviously a bitch so you probably helped him out anyways they probably wouldn't last so you might as while as take the 20$ when you can.
dogluver900 2
It could have been that his friend was a bastard to her it's not always the woman that's a problem. Fighting is a two way street.
cupcakekyrie 5
For all you know, he could have just said something very offensive to her (or something along those lines,) hence the start of an argument.
vbmg152 19
I hate to admit it but, I did the same thing as a youngster! It's been at least 30 years & I still feel bad about it! At least you feel bad, you won't do it again! I know I never did it again! What's done is done! Maybe you did him a favor! Don't take the money, you'll feel worse!
millz94 1
he shouldnt be takin her shit anyways.
thetoxiclion 4
How about you use the $20 to go and buy yourself a life?