Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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Top comments
billyme 4
you totally deserve it
zandalee 20
You sound bored. Maybe it's time you got yourself a life.
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Comments (137)
TylerDirty 15
You probably should not have interfered, but hey who knows it seems that relationship wasn't going very far anyway.
iamcoolyo 5
Obviously there relationship wasn't the best so don't sweat it!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
First of all, you said "kid." That says to me right there that he's too young to have a girlfriend. But more importantly, ever heard of a little thing called mind your own business? YDI for sticking your nose where it didn't belong.
MissTimeLord 3
Even if the betting is fun, purposely trying to end it so you can win is wrong
Darwin03 1
That is great. I don't think it's that mean. It sounds like it was inevitable anyways.
party72 0
awesome. tgey would break up any way.
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
Maybe when you get a girlfriend she'll be a raging bitch. Y'know, to compliment your uber levels of douchbag.
KiddNYC1O 22
Watch out, we have a bad ass over here!
merko 8
asshole...
mars13_fml 8
Wow your a bitch