Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
Today, and ever since we watched a documentary about televangelists scamming people, my boyfriend randomly imitates them speaking "in tongues" because he knows it freaks me out. He's really good at it as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
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Pandasaur 0
If your irrational behavior is comparable to that of a child's on Super Nanny, FY boyfriend's life. Maybe it's his way of telling you to be a bit more mature.
Monado 0
Your boyfriend is such a nice babysitter.
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Monado 0
Your boyfriend is such a nice babysitter.
lexilovesyou 0
i totally moderated this onee.(:(:(: Haha justtttt never done that beforee.* I laughed out loud when I read this onee.(:
Jefe_fml 0
Super Nanny is a porno, right? Sweeeeet. What techniques does he specifically use?
youaresofucked 0
FYL for having a Nanny for a boyfriend :p
too_much_fun 0
Does anyone miss the days were we couldnt reply to comments and it was just a long, non confusing list of our remarks? I know i do.
funnyduck0 0
No offense, but the BF sounds queer...what straight guy watches Supernanny??
JustSoLost 8
O WOW...GEE GEE! Super Nanny is NOT porno. It's a show about a lady coming to help a family out with misbehaving kids and parents that can't control them. #37 FAIL
genius_man16 1
I agree #53. Linear replies were the shit.
Jefe_fml 0
lewl, victory is mine!
bosshaug 0
Second
fckaduck 0
Soo, stop being irrational? Not a FML.
imd1 0
LMAO need to find these show timings
devinashley 0
haha I just had to laugh out loud
Pandasaur 0
If your irrational behavior is comparable to that of a child's on Super Nanny, FY boyfriend's life. Maybe it's his way of telling you to be a bit more mature.
the_stereotype 0
i think you're allowed to be irrational when your boyfriend is watching super nanny...you know, out of fear of his mind disintegrating into an abyss
playfuldesk 0
Anders you *****! I put mine 2nd before you!
bosshaug 0
I no haha bitch
Tippssy 0
Well he must be the best "nanny" in the world then, since being that you are a woman, you are always irrational. He must always be putting those techniques to good use.
Witchcraft_fml 5
You are an idiot.
Starchild21 3
Sexist pig, I hope you die a virgin __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
glassisass 0
dude rapid how about you shut the **** up.. or "Starchild" quit putting your myspace profile here. first of all myspace is old as **** and are you that desperate for attention... in every ******* FML you comment about something and you put your link. get a ******* life and quit putting your shit on this website
Starchild21 3
Hey check out my fingers. See this. It's the worlds smallest ******* violin playing the saddest ******* tune. Don't bitch at me about how I like to meet new people or how "old" myspace is. Are you ******* serious to bring up shit like that? You're balls must be lodged in your stomach because you're obviously stuck in a preppy mindset. Eat shit and die, but kiss my shoes before you do :) oh btw _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Intoxicunt 6
Lol, starchild, a TON of people are doing this now. You started a fad. XD
DameGreyWulf 1
I always figured Starchild was doing it like a signature thing. After all... dotted line. Somehow, that makes it completely awright. Also, Tipps has a half point. An irrational woman is preeeetty irrational. You know those guys who never win? Well now OP has found a way to.
amelia52092 0
sexist asshole. im guessing your alone and cold?
Tubasaurus 0
Troll wins.
Tippssy 0
It's not sexism. It's statistics. Obviously you guys are the lonely losers if you haven't been with enough women to recognize this.
Intoxicunt 6
It never says what gender the OP is. Idiots. Reading fail.
DameGreyWulf 1
How do you get statistics on irrationality? Isn't that sort of an opinion-based thing unless it's pscyhotic crazy ("THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!") aka actually a mental health problem?
glassisass 0
starchild you a ******* pussy. you talk shit but you dont do anything... yea your pathetic. you comments are always stupid as ****. no1 gives a damn about you and all you want is attention. get a life and some friends and quit being a douche. and at least i have balls. you pathetic loser. im not like you. your probablay a transexual freak... cut your ******* penis off! hahah get a life ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ **** you mother ******. yes you mother ******. yes you you pathetic loser
DameGreyWulf 1
glassisass, you're basically doing the same, talking shit and doing nothing. You can't do /anything/ over the Internet. You ARE a pathetic loser lol seriously read your damned post. Cry moar plz.
Tippssy 0
Actually, no. Even though the gender of the OP isn't specified, the OP has a "boyfriend", which means the OP is either A) A woman, and thus 100% irrational 100% of the time, or B) Homosexual, and thus 100% irrational 100% of the time.
Veni_13 0
Without being overly politically correct here....chances are OP is a woman for 2 reasons: 1) A lot more heterosexual couples out there than homosexual. 2) (How'd you guess?) More women than men are the "emotional type," which is usually what leads to irrational behaviour. Logic fail.
andydawg8891 0
Nothing better than a hot cup of sexism in the morning! Perhaps however we should all watch super nanny and use the technique on FMYLIFE posters. Especially ones who argue over MySpace.
glassisass 0
dude i did. im making fun of star. im doing the same thing hes doing on purpose... hes acting like hes so strong and shit so i acted like him. and i even did the --------------- thing.
dontpush 0
lol really? the words he and boyfriend doesn't help u out? ur name suits you.
dontpush 0
intoxicunt
nerdfighteria 7
121- Although there's a higher probability that OP is female, just having the word "boyfriend" in the post doesn't guarantee anything. They could be a homosexual couple. Stop being an idiot.
WOLiF_922 0
Maybe you should act like an adult then.
hairytoenails 0
ydi for having a boyfriend ydi for having hairy toenails.... 8th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DovdGraaf 0
Hmm.. irrational. What a good babysitter your BF is! Nah, just kidding. Act more mature?