Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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AFCCT 7
Badass daughter if I say so myself
Welshite 40
She has the makings of a superhero. You should be proud.
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Comments (145)
Florentina 17
YDI for showing your 4 year old kid a PG-13...If you don't want her to punch you in the crotch, don't let her watch movies where people get punched in the crotch.
kurodansei 16
So.... who gets punched in the crotch in the Avengers?
rsue 14
DC Comics?
PurelyCanadian 18
Probably best to actually WATCH it before making comments. I've seen it multiple times - and she's definitely not immitating an action in the movie. Hulk does, however, "smash". She was immitating him. Just in a rather painful manner for daddy.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
You know PG13 just means that some content may be unsuitable for a child or children under 13 can't see the movie in theatres or rent it without adult supervision, right? It's for the parent to decide whether or not the movie is appropriate for their child, not like M15+ or MA15+ (or R or NC-17+, depending on where you're from) where a child under 15 cannot see the film. If OP feels that The Avengers is appropriate for his 4 year old then that is his choice and it is by no means outside of the recommendation given by the relevant Motion Picture Association.
thefastnfuryass 14
Guess it's time to get her enrolled in Mixed Martial Arts classes.
Crazynocatlady 22
Yep... Won't be needing those anymore...
rsue 14
Y'all do know that the "PG" in "PG-13" stands for "parental guidance," right? He was there with her to fast forward past any parts he didn't want her to see or cover her eyes or whatnot. That's what parents are FOR. FYL, dude, but at least you're raising a kiddo with excellent taste in superheroes.
conqueror57 11
It's cool he let's her be into superheroes, but it's always more impressive when parents let their sons be into princesses and barbies.
Daxwax 8
Ad that moment, she had the same power as Hulk :-)
hellryu 20
Well, we know who will play She-Hulk in the upcoming Avengers movies.
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
She's only four, so he probably doesn't know how much it hurts you. Just teach her not to hit you there... Or anywhere
Xotoolyxo 16
On the bright side, when she gets older, no guy will ever try to mess with her because she'll just, "smash", them all
Crazc 15
hulk smash her ass so shr doesny do it again