Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I was finally cast in my high school play. As Violet. The gum chewer who turns into a blueberry. Does my instructor not know I'm a guy? FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
He was probably telling you that you were a natural at acting, but obviously you're too airheaded to notice.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Do you mean airheaded as in some stupid, or airheaded as in somebody who gets distracted easily and daydreams? If you're talking about someone who can't concentrate, daydreams, etc.. then no FML. It's called ADD (or ADHD if you're hyper), I have it, too, and it's no big deal (there's medication for it). If you're talking about being stupid....... sorry about your luck. Perhaps you could buy a new brain on Ebay (they sell EVERYTHING these days).
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Comments (34)
dnlphm94 0
YDI for being airheaded.
lendmeyourteeth 0
yeahhh seriously common sense isn't hard at all, think before you speak irl
ChreesCheung 0
OP here: What makes it worse is that apparently in the original play, the character is actually slightly mentally retarded. *sigh*.
purpurp 0
Well, She can't be "that" dumb because she was able to understand what people really think of her. Most dumbasses cant even understand that!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha>.< nice!!
Peachy2392 26
25, OP is a he. Don't assume that OP is a girl just because the term "airhead" is being used.
z4opv14 0
hahaha, sucks to be you XD
Brooklynxman 0
That blows. Tell your guidance counselor, I'm sure he can help you see the bright side.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Why would he tell him??? The guy is praising him, why should he tell him "oh no, the praise is undeserved, I'm just naturally a moron"? I guess the OP isn't the only airhead here, huh? XD lol
fatherpunk 1
Ya gotta get over it.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Do you mean airheaded as in some stupid, or airheaded as in somebody who gets distracted easily and daydreams? If you're talking about someone who can't concentrate, daydreams, etc.. then no FML. It's called ADD (or ADHD if you're hyper), I have it, too, and it's no big deal (there's medication for it). If you're talking about being stupid....... sorry about your luck. Perhaps you could buy a new brain on Ebay (they sell EVERYTHING these days).
FernandoTorres_fml 0
He was probably telling you that you were a natural at acting, but obviously you're too airheaded to notice.
Bloodknight 22
YDI, If ya don't like it, quit being such an airhead!
FarSide 23
Well, just do the best you can then.
Starfire22 5
be proud to be an airhead!!!
anonacs 0
It's ok, some females are just like that. Nothing wrong with that. If you aren't attractive, than don't expect to go very far in life, but don't worry. The world always has lower class people and always will.
Rhianikki 0
If you look you will see this FML was posted by a MAN, not an airhead female, nice sexist assumption though.
midnight_rain 0
Excuse you? **** right off. Your the perfect example of a douche bag, grow up and realize females have just as many rights as men. assshole.
bla102 4
18-do you know the concept of sarcasm?