Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
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emeraldisle 30
Tell him to mind his own ******* business!
Shadow_Blues 10
That's no programmer; that's just a jackass at work!
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Comments (119)
1Brucie 2
Keep TRAINing
FlyingPie 17
I beat you to it (sorta). :P
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I code have predicted that pun, it's hard to keep track of all the lame puns that are sure to come along on this FML.
Rowdey 10
Guys, guys... You're trying too hard on these.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
This type of thing doesn't really take much effort.
Rowdey 10
Pinky?
j_cat187 20
That's weird, I type with my nipples.
Derpylicious 3
If it bothers you move elsewhere in the future. Or tell the person to **** off. Or ask them what you did wrong and use them to your advantage.
winnerme123 8
At least you knew when you did something wrong.
THEFUNKDOCTOR 2
YDI FOR BEING A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
doglover100 29
Tell him to go away.
Bebbo_fml 21
My train ride one way to work is 1.5 hrs :( it was good for studying though and doing reports on my laptop. I feel your pain op with the long commute. As for the guy laughing... You should have asked for his help, maybe make a new friend to help you find a job later when needed :)
joeycsc21 2
That's not cool. You are in the class to learn it. You should not be expected to get it 100% correct. Don't worry about it man.
Donat96 20
You should have done something to put an /to it.
FlyingPie 17
Maybe you should have told him, "Byte me."
Luv_bug45 0
You should have started a word document all about the crazy guy sitting next to you on the train