Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.
Indiana_fml 4
You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.
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Comments (213)
ascertaint 0
I agree with #5!
beebz_fml 0
wow, u must look like somee ****, then u actually said he couldnt afford yu. ydi
virus04 0
That sounds like BORAT!
superkid 0
if it was raining why would u be dressed in something that makes u look like a hoe? and because u didnt write i said jokingly i have to think thay u actualy are a prostitute :P
bsbrulez92704 0
omg i hate when creppy guys ask stupid questions like that...pervs need to find sum other chick. n ma area theres an infamous guy for asking girls how much....hes super old n creppy. i almost knocked him out last time...i was wearing long sleeves n pants....wasnt even dressed hoochie n he asked me. i just told him to the f away from me bcuz i punch him. needless to say he left.
silly_kate 0
how could you say that to Borat?
desichick23 0
Dude, wtf is your guys' problem?! she didn't deserve that. she was trying to put those men in their places. Good for you, OP, for being smart and getting away from those creeps. the rest of you who think she deserved it need to get lives. What would u do if u were in this situation!?
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
ROFL #96 ewww gross deff. FYL.
skister100 0
if the guy was some foreign guy with a mustache and he wore a gray suit... im pretty sure u just met borat. hahahah
silly_kate 0
great comeback, but next time, just keep your mouth shut.