Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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Top comments
Ihavegas 22
like a boss
pwnman 33
YDI.. You live in a environment where people can be disturbed easily, you need understand that.
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Comments (57)
Naoto_Shirogane 17
When I lived in a dorm, the girl in the room next to me would sing obnoxiously late at night, and not very well either. She was offended when I politely asked her to stop, but people need to respect their neighbours, especially in a dorm - it's where people seek refuge from academics. Thus, I voted YDI.
birdybirdchirp 18
haters gonna hate lovers gonna love I don't even want none of the above (sing it in R-kellys voice)
mister_icicle 17
Piss on it. :-P
thealaskanyoung 14
Yikes. That's rough. Maybe don't sing so loud.
ohSNAPyall 27
Guy, this will not be the most annoying thing you hear in the dorms. Please learn some tact.
devans00 14
Good man.
nihar_1296 12
shit happens!
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
He could of at least been more nice about it
MommaGriffith 6
This response would have been suffice *ahem* "let it goooo, let it go"
penguin_bitchez 15
lmfao, I'm sorry
demonfacee 14
Write a song about how rude he was and sing it even louder.