Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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Top comments
Ihavegas 22
like a boss
pwnman 33
YDI.. You live in a environment where people can be disturbed easily, you need understand that.
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Comments (57)
Imareth 10
This really needs more context. I used to live in a dorm, and sure, noise is part of the package, you deal with it, and FYL. But at the same time, respect for other people is also part of it. If this was late at night / early in the morning / at a time people would knowingly be studying for exams, etc... then YDI for being inconsiderate.
jamienicole1993 32
Okay, the way he approached you about it was a little rude, but it's VERY frustrating to hear singing in what's supposed to be a relaxing environment. Hearing unwanted singing anywhere is so annoying! But that's just my opinion.
ThepurpleCow 19
I see his point of view. Truthfully you needed to shut up OP. But he coulda broken it to you a little less harmful.
dakatabg 31
What a guy
worldclassrager 41
That's one person not an army...still practice makes perfect
eman577 4
You have to be the lowest of the low to be that kind of asshole asking someone to stop doing something like that
nattlecakes 19
Maybe you aren't as good as you think you are?
Thunderstruck14 30
That was quite rude of him, but it would probably be a good idea not to sing in the showers when there are a lot of other people around. Not everyone wants to hear that.
til_niagaraxfall 10
Someone has a crush
FISQ_fml 6
Now you think he is cute ?