Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML
Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "Five more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
Now that's commitment.
MeanBeagle 22
I bet he regrets saying not to keep it down
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Comments (44)
Zebediabolical 45
Now that's commitment.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Only true commitment contains vomiting
vikky538 29
no its "vomitment"
mif_fml 27
Did you get a red or yellow card after that? "Vomitment" gets a red card.
JennaNGood 21
I'll use that when I tell the story of me vomiting after my fitness test - which I didn't pass.
PenguinBitch 44
That's 'working your ass off" vomit. I hope he appreciates it. Edit: you threw-up in him? It's your skills on the game that count.
chlorinegreen 27
Did you at least feel better after?
Ilikepie82479 20
I think it would be pretty weird if she threw up IN him
PenguinBitch 44
@24 yes I felt a little better. Thanks for caring :>
sayyestothedress 24
Coaches perspective: "Today, I was at soccer trials today. When I see this kid playing really well that I call her/him up to tell her/him that he/she's great, after telling her/him that, he/she threw up on me, FML" (sorry for the he/she's and stuff like that, I just wasn't sure if OP was a boy or a girl)
devildog562 33
Letting all the emotion gush out.
BlackStar288 10
I hope he sees it as a sign of appreciation...
MeanBeagle 22
I bet he regrets saying not to keep it down
jonnied23 20
Well most athletes usually bleed, sweat, and cry on the field but I guess vomiting could be a thing too.
Cass_x 22
Props to you for still going while you're sick. Let's just hope he understands it :/
thinblue32 15
I'm sure you'll keep it up, cause you sure couldn't keep it down! Haha sorry OP.
sydneysays 15
Hey that shows commitment, and that you can still perform even when you're sick. If you get a compliment when you're feeling under the weather that just shows them how good you are
tony1891 22
did you make the team?
rafinajib 2
Yeah I made the team, that was me by the way ?