Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
Jennielee 6
Poor OP is having such passionate sex that her boyfriend is ripping her clothes off..… seriously that is something dumb to complain about. come back when you're spend $110 on lingerie and your boyfriends ignoring you.
latinmustanggirl 0
It's only money you can always make more my husband rips everything off me and I like it especially when he uses a knife
Pinky1407 4
Seriously you take a risk wearing sexy clothes cause when yall get really frisky clothes get ripped off.
annalily5 28
Maybe invents in a sewing class or two if you insist on expensive lingerie while having a boyfriend who likes to rip cloths off.
r0ckoman 0
that proves how horny someone can be
catman341 3
and this is why I say that its just like wrapping on a Christmas present. Looks pretty but all a man wants to do is rip it off to get at whats inside
Ally23Cat13 4
must have been some great lingerie and where can I get some?
soffie_fml 2
am im the only one turnd on right now
uniquechic21 12
I would kill him. OP is allowed to spend money on lingerie if she wants. I would be upset too!
uniquechic21 12
Not necessarily. Leaving it on could spice things up even more.