Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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perdix 31
Looks like you got ripped off twice.
obsydian_fml 3
That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!
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Comments (126)
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
Waste of money. Things get rough, things get ripped. You should have known better! Good for you for taking the initiative to spark up your love life though!!!
hateevryone 15
get another one
ruby_belle00 3
That's why I don't bother with that stuff! Sure it's pretty, but as hubby and so many other men say- what's the point? It's on you for less than 30 seconds!
dinglenumber1 6
That all depends on how good the guy is at foreplay... :)
Hollisterbabe17 2
Yeah you got ripped off! For $110 that should of lasted.
Thepaperhero 1
Well at least it worked?
wellthatsukx 0
Well, it worked!
eviannastorm 4
Honestly that's what you get for buying expensive underwear that you would have probably only wore a couple times anyway lol. Be more direct instead of trying to be materialistic :p
sugarpeach 2
hope the sex was good
dinglenumber1 6
Hey, at least you have someone to wear lingerie for! I'd much rather have a guy to rip lingerie off of me than it just sitting in my drawers!
wafflecat93 0
Girl, why in the world would you pay that much for lingerie?! On the plus side, at least he wanted to tear your clothes off. I'd take that as a compliment. :)