Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
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fatass123 0
That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"
mark_evans_fml 0
Scissors, silly.
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Comments (116)
tehhotness 0
rofl #9
i_f_16 0
LMAO!!! My dad did that a few years ago and he thot it was pretty funny.....he laughed so hard when he showed us he cried lol
bdet74 0
you are dumb lol haha i mean that in the nicest way possible. lol
Ole_Stinker 0
Well, don't feel too bad. You were using an electric, so you were going to look like crap even if it made it through the entire shave.
nikkireese 0
do electric razors even take remote control-sized batteries? that mite not work. as funny as this is, i do feel sorry for OP, and i cant decide if he deserves it or not. #9 = LMAO
badboy6865 0
welcome to cheesy charlies...
almostouttt 0
rofl#9 that is so gross. anyway i agree with whoever said take a battery out of something else..i do that all the time for everything.
NewLogic87 0
Meh, kinda a repost. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/297200
latuka 0
lol #15. and 10 you're right the other one was the guy did the hitler mustache for fun and forgot about it, and then went to dinner with his gf and family. although a lot of guys before hitler had that same mustache so you can just say you're going with the 30s style.
UhOhImF___ed 0
i basically do this every time i shave... so far my razor hasn't died on me mid shave though... luckily