Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
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fatass123 0
That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"
mark_evans_fml 0
Scissors, silly.
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ndschroede23 0
hahhah this definitely happened to me too. i sat in my room for like 5 hours alone waiting for my razor to recharge enough to shave off the mustache.
mayario 0
there was already one like this....how come this gets on (even though its similar to a previously posted one) when so many others dont get on? p.s. that sucks for him....i hope he had a cellphone to get someone to buy him some batteries or a new razor
xXPeachRoseXx 0
Gotta pluck it out, or there will be an angry mob after you. My brother tried that once. He was banging on my apartment door asking me to let him borrow my razor- the one I use for shaving my legs. Told him no and he ended up waiting a couple hours for his razor to charge at his house. And lets just say, it didn't charge before his wife got home. hahaha.
shykneejess 0
Kay, I totally laughed out loud! This is hilarious! So sorry..... Doesn't it charge in a plug in charger? Or is it battery operated....either way u'd be able to restart it. It would suck if you were jewish or something and had to go to an event lmao. FYL, that's awesome.
christiner51 0
This is hilarious. I totally actually LOLed. Wowzers. Haha.
kevind23 0
English fail. Learn to use tenses properly!
braFTW 0
You shouldn't mess with Hitler, that bastard always finds a way to f*** you. Next time remember that and don't bother him from his ethernal suffering. =P
notnormal 0
hahaha that's really funny! This is definitely. one of the better fmls.
joobie 1
you don't shave a handlebar mustache, you grow one. you shaved into a fu manchu. if this is real.
secretsxsecrets 0
this has already been posted on the site before...... wtf