janie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sexiled so that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Anonymous
Today, I set up a date between my roommate, who I'm in love with, and his crush, who I'm jealous of. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
katelouise2102
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Say hello, wave goodbye
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
HousemateHorror
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Top comments
alwaysalady 0
Who's primary on the lease? If it's you, kick her OUT
gloooooria 14
Oh well :/ Is all you have to say? You might as well have not said anything.
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Comments (27)
Elizabeth123654 0
uh, just dump him, shoot him, throw him in a fire to burn him, and them drop him in a landfill. It's not that hard to solve this kinda problem. I've done it before. JK!!!!!
coletrain11 5
JK? Liar.
Cookiegirl222 0
She can't dump him though...unless you mean in a garbage bin..
ugwmii 0
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Torvus 4
Sucks when that happens, but you get a great big YDI for using the word ' sexiled.'
brekab8 14
wow he's a jerk for doing that you and if she knew that you liked him, she a ***** for doing that
ethanman82 8
go join in!
Shrekie_fml 23
YDI for actually listening to them.
sisoladra 20
Oh sweety. No.