Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
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Rok_fml 0
What's traumatic about a subway footlong?
littlemisslee 0
oh man.... are you traumatized?
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TactTheLostBoy 0
oh, Japan.
Avenging_Angel 0
Gotta love the Japanese :D But FYL
LittleMel4 0
#52....uhh I live in Boston and I've been on the train with 1 or 2 other people. So, fail on your part
Orangeman69 0
japanese people have no penises to rub on peoples arms.
lmmmr 0
Racism is fun lawl!
Mihir 1
Are subways even there in Japan?
marinlabyrinth 0
you can't be serious!! Japan has mastered the art of the subway, they have the most advanced and well known subway system in the world.....people use it so much you can walk in the streets from the lack of cars. also, of COURSE something like this happened in Japan the place is teeming with perverts. It's well known.
lmmmr 0
Probably the same ratio of perverts as the US really, just in a much higher concentration with the higher population.
plethora 3
Ratio and concentration? Yeah, they mean the same thing.
eeee93757 0
R O T F L You should have tried to bite it or maybe pull out a knife or pair of scissors and do some "experimenting" with it...
DrAwesome 6
Ugh, what a dick... And the guy's an asshole, too.
diet_otaku 0
LOL
danisawesomerthe 0
Umm at least that meAns ur hot
Narzhul 0
Japan is such a magical place!
N00d13s 0
you should have yelled "Come back" like you liked it, and then kicked his ass!