Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
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Rok_fml 0
What's traumatic about a subway footlong?
littlemisslee 0
oh man.... are you traumatized?
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Tolazyforname 0
Haha, only in Japan...
xHaniffax 0
what a ******* weirdo 0_o
HackDiesel13 0
FYL. It seems he has mastered the public masturbator trench coat. Did he happen to be wearing rapist glasses and a pedophile beard as well?
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Oh man. PTSD, anyone? FYL for sure... #6, I
Lia_Mackenzie 4
My comment got cut off... #6, You made my life so much better! ROFL
btuwo 0
okay this is one of those... y would anyone put that this person deserves it? is it just to be different? no one deserves this if its true.
hellogoodbyexo09 0
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!OH GOD! I'm sorry for that spazz attack. But honey,YOU DESERVED THAT. You don't just look at him...it's called moving away...or screaming cause he flashed you... Wowwwwwwww Peace,Around the world,For Generations!! :D
Sora8745 2
are you stupid? he probably did it like, a second after he flashed her, thats not enough time at all. If she opened her mouth to say 'Eeeew', then he probably would have stuck it in her mouth. OP: Oooooohhhh my God, this makes me SOOOOOOO glad I was banned from the subway a few years ago.
crazyjack 0
If you ever see him again, point at his crotch and laugh hysterically :D
unkindloving 0
... Was he gross... or was he hot ;)
JTGolant 0
he's obviously NOT, einstein! no attractive guy would stoop this low to get someone to look at his penis. think about it.
mohit88 0
LOL that guy wins
steakpak 0
so did you give it a lil tug? that's probably all he wanted. next time, help the guy out a bit. he was obviously willing to share his penis with you so you should share your ****** with him. just saying. :/