Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
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Top comments
ohguru 0
oh man, that would royally piss me off.
kat666 0
I'll have to remember that type of revenge! Thanks for sharing!!!
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Comments (61)
gs_fml 0
lol #2
TheUnnamedOne 0
lmao #2
bsaucedo 0
hahaha "snape kills dumbledore" i laughed my ass off . i secretly cried when dumbledore died :(
michrex 14
#17 same here, I secretly cried.
lellalove_fml 23
I openly cried...
ddrluna 2
I'd make her buy me a new one. Bitch.
etherealjoy 0
hahaha. thats clever
elliekinslurvsya 0
rofl @ #2 xD
sdpg13 0
Put an egg under her sheets so when she goes to bed...splat :)
FFoamz 0
Hell yeah, #18, I'd make that bitch pay.
mgoblue36 0
hhahahahahahahahahahahaha
truebloodfan 0
hahahahaha i like your sister =P