Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
It's actually not a good idea, but in this case it's unfortunate. Ps. They've invented these new things called pockets.
TheySeeMeTrollin_fml 0
get a new mom.
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Comments (120)
Tankman07 2
Random? not possible. police are to use reasonable suspicion if they are pulling you over for suspected DUI even if it's a checkpoint its still not random. besides who doesn't carry their wallet with them. ydi
Zebidee 9
Oh for pity's sake people - USA ≠ the rest of the world. It may be illegal where you live to perform a random breathalyser test, or stop a car without reasonable suspicion, or produce a licence to avoid a fine that was issued on the spot, but that doesn't for one second mean that those rules apply anywhere else. You DO understand that laws are different from place to place, and not universal constants, right? You might as well be complaining that OP shouldn't have been driving on the left-hand side of the road.
franwins0827 7
Wow... ok, your mom should have at least TOLD you that your wallet/ID wasn't in the car, so FYL for that, and I sincerely hope you get her to pay for the ticket. However, YDI for not making sure it was there before you turned the car on. I used to keep my ID in the car too, but always still double-checked to make sure it was there in case I had taken it out for some reason or another and forgotten to put it back.
tass919 12
not even should the mom have told her it wasn't in the car, if i were her mom i would take it out of the car, hand it to her, and be like, "you really shouldn't leave your wallet in the car all the time" so that this doesn't happen. but OP, i agree with everyone that said you should check for it before you just head out... or, what i do is, i keep my license in an ID case that is attached to my keys, so if i'm driving, i'm always going to have my keys, therefore always have my license.
batgirl_babygirl 0
um yeah ydi! I thought all guys carried their wallets with them but I guys since you don't..get a murse..(man purse) lol
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
I think op is a girl
yankees0047 1
haha! thats what you get for not living in the US and even more so not living in Massachusetts cause random breathalyzers are unconstitutional!!!!
elbenno3 0
it does depend on what state you in I live in Victoria and you get fined for not having a license
mrdoda3 0
I HATE YOUR MOM!!!!!!
smokingpope 0
don't believe everything your mother tells you
Bryan19 0
46, that makes so much sense
Skyking23 0
I don't know about where you live, but I know in Canada if you go back to the police station within the next 24-48 hours and show proof of your license they will get rid of your ticket.