Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
It's actually not a good idea, but in this case it's unfortunate. Ps. They've invented these new things called pockets.
TheySeeMeTrollin_fml 0
get a new mom.
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Comments (120)
rasellersjr 0
So what if you are walking down the street and some punk walks up behind you and, "puts a cap in your ass". How do they identify the body? Notify your next of Kim? Or if you survive, notify your family that you are stuck at the hospital in a coma with tubes stuck in every orifice. ...Always carry your ID moron.
rasellersjr 0
Lol next of Kin, not kim. I thought it was the damn touch keyboard, but the spellchecker just tried changing it again.
mfmylifesrsly 30
well then she should keep it in her purse! duh
berg54 0
yeah America, request 24 hours. australia, sucks for you to live there.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I guess English class finally caught up with you. Learn to spell. Also, OP, that sucks. But keep your wallet in your pocket, or your purse.
ThePersonalDream 0
'Mum, could I have $100? I ,kind of, put you in charge of my wallet and you didn't put it in my car.' Sigh, it is your wallet, pockets? They are useful things these days.
rockyraccoon28 8
what #4 was displaying was sarcasm, #36.
iheartglasses 0
I used to have a car that I left my wallet in. It had this secret cubby place and I live in a very low crime area anyway. So OP, I wont dog you for leaving your wallet in the car :) Now I am forced to carry a diaper bag so I keep my wallet in that... But from now on always check that your wallet is there before driving :)
imhowie 2
Your mom has a good point. If your car gets broken into, they'll steal your wallet.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It's a better idea to always keep your wallet with you-- like in your pocket or in a purse. Keeping your wallet in the car is very bad idea!
Ranimal 12
Ouch, that blows. No pun intended.