hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pretty warlock
Not now Dave
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
krisx3ftw
United States
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Anonymous
Paris, United States
Premature
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Sfugius 0
Please, PLEASE tell me he didn't hide the ring in your Big Mac.
ktbird 0
So? You were proposed to. Get over it. I was proposed to at home and it was incredibly sweet. Maybe he was waiting for when it felt right and it happened to feel right there. Be thankful you have someone that appreciates you enough to marry you since you obviously don't appreciate him.
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Comments (500)
Boddmon 0
So, I hear you choked on a Big Mac... hope you're okay.
hater707 0
hey atleast it wAsn't burger king
chatt54 0
yummmmmmmmmmmm ! I could go for some mccdonalds right now.
OasC82 0
haha
OasC82 0
Was Ronald McDonald there?
StarryNightSkysx 0
Lmao Found A Couple Knee Slappers! :D Some Good Jokes? >_> Did You Say Yess!? ;D
Snugglez 0
aww how romantic!!
volleyballchick1_fml 0
haha that's funny! I'd be embarrassed!!
nemohazADDlama 0
you should have said supersize my meal and call it a deal
niesenator 0
I HATE women like you! Who cares where you got engaged? He loves you an asked you to marry him that's all that should matter you selfish *****. My parents got engaged at Taco Johns for gods sake and they have been together for over twenty years. Suck it ip and marry him. What are you going to complain about how small the diamond is next? It's women like you that make us look bad
Britthoe 0
I agree that's kinda low for someone to do but at least he was being diffrentt