Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noise annoys
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Noise annoys
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Bad omen or what?
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML
Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
Make it stop
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Top comments
ShleeG 23
Stop for a minute, think about it, shrug your shoulders and start playing again
SOILEDIT 51
Consider his words deeply and play super abnoxiously.
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Comments (40)
misspanda_fml 7
Eh that's what siblings do. Tell him to go play some music on headphones.
shuttfup 17
Maybe you should give up. not everyone can play piano. I'm sure you're not bad at everything
naajster 14
instead of "your life sucks", the button could read "your piano playing sucks"
Sora_McKain 36
Damn you to hell! (Jokingly of course). Now you've got that song stuck in my head.
TisButAScratch 10
Your brother tells it like it is
Germanicusii 2
You're on the right track then, I've been playing for 11 years and when I started I was god awful. Now everyone in my school loves my music, all it takes is time, energy and practice practice practice. If you're having trouble, try listening to the song before playing
latenerd 11
That's mean. Ignore him and stick to it, you're only going to get better.
Envy22 32
Just keep playing
xxsakuraxx 29
I love the Jonas Brothers reference you used for your name. You should learn how to play that song on the piano and play it whenever your brother asks you to stop again.