Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Messy
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Smart criminals
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
GTA
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Asshat
Today, I found my truck broken into. Whoever broke in ripped my dash apart, and the stupid idiot couldn't get the radio out. So now I have a trashed truck interior, and the moron has nothing to show for it. He did leave behind his Subway wrapper though. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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cookies_for_you 0
If you left all that stuff in plain view, then YDI completely.
jair_lhao 0
ouch sucks but hey eat the sunflower seeds
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ily1210 10
FYL, but next time dont leave all those things in your car
iSmellNice 2
Wow, I thought stealing the stuff was bad, but leaving that stuff behind? That just makes it a whole lot worse.
malt_fml 0
Were they whole sunflower seeds, or did someone eat them and leave the shells?
skankihobag 0
my advice is to hit the nearest conveinient store and find out how just bought a fast break and a bag of sun flower seeds than jump them. people that go to conveinient stores are usually regulars and usually get the same stuff al the time. i know cuz i used to work at one. b ut than again theres always that slight chance it wasnt a regular. oh well. that sucks put your toys away when your in the hood dude.
Echogreen911 0
it amuses me tht no matter how innocent an FML is, some idiot always just HAS to put YDI and make the OP feel like crap, FYL man, it wasn't ur fault
ArchieWrath 0
Why do people insist on leaving expensive items in their car and then whine when said items get stolen? You're all so stupid...it's baffling.
The_Disturbed 5
Well, surely the wrappers can be finger-printed/DNA tested if this becomes a police matter? But yea...if you left the any of the stuff on show, YDI. If it was in the glovebox, then FYL and it was probably just a random hit and they got lucky.
XaVi11 0
YDI why do you leave all that shit in your car...
italian_babe 0
I'm sorry thats awful. I know how you feel my car was stolen last year and when the cops found it all my shit was in there except for my phone charger and my boyfriends glasses. && they left a Jack in the Box cup in there along with another stereo from another car. its bad enough they stole it but they made a mess too :/
SickSickSick7511 0
Don't trust the roommate...