Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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Zoa_fml 0
Your little cousin said '****'?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.
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Comments (108)
hinice 0
Ohh, okay, sorry # 50(: Just sick of people being rude on here for no reason! We should just enjoy these and take them lightly!
lalalandmachine 0
i agree with 42, kid cousin does not have to mean like 4 or 5 years old. It could be like a kid who is 10-12 years old.
kellster 2
Well... if you have tiny **** and a big belly, maybe a bikini is not the way to go!
12frisbees 0
pssh, i wouldn't listen to the people who are saying you shouldn't wear what you want to wear. wear whatever you're comfortable with; life's too short to live by the standards of others. nobody looks like the cliche magazine model (not even the models themselves before the airbrushing).
MajorLeeScrewed 0
How come?
AndreWartyns 0
If I were you, I would snap him right in the face... F*cken kid...
kopboy1 0
the kids a girl.....
takran 0
#57 I respectfully disagree. If you're overweight, don't pretend you're a supermodel. Accept your weight and accept the clothing that comes with it, or do something about your weight and wear the clothes you want to! All the overweight people I know and actually like are the ones that know they're fat and don't get all insecure and upset about it (and are generally fun people to be around) - and they all dress appropriately, because they know certain clothing is not flattering to their figure.
snzizle 0
number 30/24...ur an asshole...and yeah, right...physics. the perfect solution to poverty. because everyone knows that having a good grasp on the concept of the space-time continuum will help solve poverty...ur an idiot. at least look up a job that you can pretend to have that actually is relative to world hunger
hinice 0
OKAY. Just because her KID cousin said she has a big belly does NOT mean this girl is fat. Don't just assume that. The kid probably just percieved her body differently!
Mostskillz 0
pic? lol...i'm just say'in...