Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
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tacojauns 45
I'm not a dog expert or anything but I think that means she didn't like it
Ambient25 25
In the dog's head: "I smell another dog on you. WHO IS SHE?"
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Comments (99)
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: dogs don't have a sense of humor.
alycion 39
Sure they do. Ever see an escaped husky flee from its master? They think its hilarious.
snowdreak 12
If my dog did that I would have forced her on the ground rolled her over and pinned her with her mouth shut... And sniffed her face again.
Serinar 5
Careful. As a licensed dog trainer I can tell folks that alpha rolls can be dangerous with dominate dogs. Especially when done incorrectly. I'm sure you know what you're doing and know your dog well enough to know how he/she will respond but, for OP's sake and those not experienced with training, I don't advise this. OP's mistake to begin with was getting in the dog's face. As someone else mentioned, this is a sign of dominance in dogs. Biting is not an acceptable behavior, however. OP, you should look for a reputable trainer in your area to get some advice. This has potential to turn into something more serious.
an3ph 20
And did you bite her face back? That's the only way she'll ever learn.
glabberfasted 16
I'm a little confused as I'm reading these comments. Most say it's a training issue. I don't think that's true. I used to have a miniature poodle who would act the same way as OP's dog, and didn't care if he hurt you. Now, I have an English Bulldog who literally doesn't care what you do to her, she will NOT bite or growl at anyone. We play with her face, her paws, her toys. She just stares at us. If we're playing and she gets ahold of us with her teeth, she let's go immediately and backs up. Both dogs were raised the same way and trained the same way. It's definitely not a training thing, I think some breeds are just more protective than others.
Serinar 5
It has to do with the individual personality of the dog. Training isn't one size fits all and raising two dogs exactly the same way can produce different results. Training is needed to help OP establish a proper relationship with their dog's specific needs and establish dominance as well.
geraldthelion 15
What a bitch.
KR12T3N 15
Time for the "doghouse" pup
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Lesson learned: DON'T TAUNT THE DOG!!!
The_Doctor10 7
Return the dog, you obviously lack the intelligence for proper ownership of a dog ... May I recommend a cactus, you don't even really have to water them, it really requires almost no effort on your part, sounds more up to your speed.
vamppixie 2
What a bitch
DanielleinDC 34
You really shouldn't stick your face in a dog's face, even your own. They can get freaked out and bite.