Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
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tacojauns 45
I'm not a dog expert or anything but I think that means she didn't like it
Ambient25 25
In the dog's head: "I smell another dog on you. WHO IS SHE?"
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Comments (99)
Al_Egy 5
You decided to act within the mental capacity of a dog..YDI.
RenoTheRhino 30
Hey, at least she didn't chase you for three blocks into a gang neighborhood, and then bite your face in some gangster's front yard as everyone laughed.
jessBeAqueen 13
giggled throughout the day at #7
perdix 31
You may want to pass on the ass-sniffing, too. She might not like that, either.
hulopro 16
Dogs can be bitches...
perdix 31
#33, for female dogs, it's a tautology.
TisAPenguin 16
No dog likes someone being in their face like that, but you couldn't have seen that coming. Anyone saying you haven't trained your dog doesn't know your situation. Sorry OP. Lesson learned.
kellyem2 20
For future reference, dogs will often put their faces next to each other, usually sniffing, before they pounce. This is a form of play so your dog was probably not trying to be aggressive or hurtful to you, but you should probably avoid this kind of situation in the future.
samntack 1
i do this sort of thing with my dog but i have been playing with him like this since he was 5wks old and he knows the limits. I completely agree with what you said though, thanks for being helpful.
Kdog005 1
That would be my luck
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
ugh... I will never get why people raise dogs!
DavidKnows 11
Me neither. WAY too much maintenance. Esp puppies, w all the newspaper house-training, then the walking twice/day, poop pick up, etc. Plop a kitten in the litter box, & rub its paws in the litter for 10 seconds, bingo! Immediately potty-trained.
edanielleh 21
@39 Because sometimes dogs are just the best companions. They don't nag you about your life or judge you. They are always happy to see you and want to be everywhere you go. They lighten your mood and make you laugh. The best ending to my day is coming home to see my little puppy. :)
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Perhaps, a little fluffy dog once licked my toes, I was horrified at first but then thought it was cute. It may be cultural, nobody in my family would have a dog. They are seen as dirty, and harmful.
kinky44 28
Some people like to have a pet that loves them in return. I assume youre a cat person, so you dont understand the whole "my pet loves me" deal.
zeldagirl77 7
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