Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
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tacojauns 45
I'm not a dog expert or anything but I think that means she didn't like it
Ambient25 25
In the dog's head: "I smell another dog on you. WHO IS SHE?"
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Comments (99)
popeizzy 9
it's a dog eat dog world.
Blavock 12
Beat that dogs ass
SarahFuckingMae 8
I wish I could beat your ass.
romeonsingcross 15
Bite her face and see how she likes that.
hellryu 20
I don't know why everyone is putting YDI for OP. I have 3 dogs (a pit bull, a pug, and a golden retriever) and I always play with them like that and they never bite, they just get into a lick frenzy and try licking me anywhere they can. It sucks your dog got defensive OP, at least you know not to do that anymore and try teaching your dog not to bite and give him/her lots of treats in the process of training.
katertott 44
Dogs aren't the only ones to do that. My cats attack anything close to them whenever someone makes breathy noises. Guess they think there's another animal panting or sniffing around or something lol
smokecloud_ 37
My cats do the same. I'll sniff at them like a dog would and I get a thump on my face (my kitty is so good at not using his claws and not scratching) or a nibble on my cheek or chin.
Walk1ng_Trav3sty 8
dogs suck. I'm in the same boat as ya. 9 stitches later I guess she didn't like it.
Nish007 15
lol!
alycion 39
When Sid was a puppy he would bite at my sister's neck. Nobody else. It was the way she played with him. He saw her more as a playmate then someone higher up in the pack. She had to adjust the way she played with him and we had to train him that it wasn't acceptable. He never bit her hard enough to puncture the skin, but it was still something we weren't going to put up with. It takes practice on our part, but you have to make sure your dog sees you as alpha. Our foster boy who had a biting problem, did it out of fear. If someone reached for his collar without a leash in their hand. We think he was man handled that way. One night he lunged at me because he thought I was going to reach for his collar even though I wasn't. His aggressiveness was beyond my expertise and I can't take chances with my health issues. He is with someone who knows how to deal with those problems, has been adopted by that person and has had no other incidents since being worked with properly. If your dog was being aggressive and not playful, don't be afraid to enlist the help of a trainer. And if he was being playful and you aren't sure what you did wrong, a trainer can help there too.
worldclassrager 41
Sure hope you learned...
bec36 2
Sniffing your face is not just fun and games, it's a show of dominance in dog language. Simply put, your dog thinks she is more dominant than you, and therefore in charge. When we first got our husky mix, she exhibited this kind of behavior. If you want to repair the relationship with your dog, then you need to enroll the two of you in an obedience class. Obedience training will help you to learn how to interpret what your dog is trying to communicate, and will help strengthen your bond. You need to reassert your dominance and a trainer can show you how to do this. Good luck.