Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
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Boygenius50 8
Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.
babalooisbabaloo 5
*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH
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Comments (203)
patrickalamo 48
That is why Bieber made made 75 million last year.
DocBastard 40
No, he made that much (really, THAT much?) because he prostituted himself by putting his likeness on lunch boxes, clothes, makeup, dolls, and anything else he possibly could. He's quite a smart little entrepreneur. His music still sucks, though.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I decided to attempt to listen to Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" yesterday. The moment I heard 'swag' repeating in the background, I turned my computer off.
YourBuddyElmo 5
Much agreed Doc, except for one point; Justin Bieber is not a smart entrepreneur - he is a cash cow with a smart agent or team of agents. He is, at this point, a corporation (in a manner of speaking) and has investors looking for returns. A shame too, he actually has a decent voice when he isn't tooling around the red carpet.
amypr 20
Well hey, that means they know the words too. I guess you're all closet fans! ;)
awesomeness1231 2
i like ur choice of username...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
"And I was like, KILLSTREAK, KILLSTREAK, KILLSTREAK, ohhhhh!"
DarkHelmet 10
Ah HA!!! So you were the bastard we kept trying to pwn in that game!!
journeytotheend 16
Look at it this way. They knew what you were humming! So it's not as bad as it seems! Although you should find better music
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'm always singing the parodies of his songs: "Hey y'all it's me again, I'm everywhere And I'm still rocking lesbian hair" "It starts with screaming and OMG-ing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once they're infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain If you daughter catches Bieber, Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver"
UltimateGIRness 16
I love that song.have you watched key of awesome's mistletoe parody?
Crazberry 5
42- I gave you a thumbs up. Because you deserve it :3 I love The Key of Awesome.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
63) no, but I need to! I love their Kesha ones, and the fact that they do Lady Gaga perfectly always makes me happy.
OhDearBetrayal 25
I strongly suggest watching their new "As Long As You Love Me" parody, it is so funny.
Belieber0001 2
Oh **** you, I'd like to chop off YOUR head.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Come at me bro.
stfuximshelli495 1
Hahaha I've done that before -.- except I was singing and they were complete strangers. I quit the game then hid my face in a pillow. So hey, you're not the only one to have been betrayed by the evil mic :D always find the bright side.
skippymagee 5
When I was thirteen, played COD annoyed kids.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Cod and bieber? Boy that escalated quickly!!