Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Lost in music
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Squeaker of the house
Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML
The Voice
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Lost in music
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Online classes can be tricky
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
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Boygenius50 8
Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.
babalooisbabaloo 5
*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH
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Comments (203)
stephhrunsaway 21
If this is what you consider an FML, I wish I had your problems.
rebelliousshroom 12
I don't get the Bieber hate either. The guy and his music both suck, yet he has a lot of fans; so what, why should we care? But it is teethgrindingly annoying to get catchy music that you hate stuck in your brain, so FYL just for that. When I get less than 4 hours of sleep, the annoying song from the night before is still there when i wake up. Maybe I should make an FML about that...
Icejza_DaChilla 7
This makes me feel good for not even knowing a Beiber song to accidentally hum. YDI
ogle5431 1
Well you were only humming but your teammates actually knew the lyrics.
slayertack 19
What I find weird is your teammates all recognized and knew the song just from you humming it
annalily5 28
I sympathize. I have had that annoying Payphone song stuck in my head for three days now. I find myself humming or singing it and want to strangle someone.
kjb1234 5
81- There is a difference Payphone is a good song Justin bieber couldn't write a good song to save his life
torischieble 5
Justin Bieber is pretty catchy ;)
alycion 39
Why is it the songs we hate the most get stuck in our heads?
xmaximusx 12
And the same guys read FML aswell hahahaha
sirpantselot 22
Hey that means all those who were mocking you also knew it was Bieber. Turns out you're not the only one who listens to him...
iHeartRKO 5
I'm gonna say 99.9 % of people on this post have sung a bieber tune within the last week. And .1% will only admit they did.