Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML
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FreshSalad 1
why would you cheat?
Brittaneyyy 0
let's hope math wasn't ur major
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Comments (140)
CloudN9N3 0
darkmis1, "Your" is a grammar mistake not a spelling mistake..you're a dumbass
JokerJohn7 0
YDI cause you suck
Hwikek 2
I'm guessing you're an arts major?
mirandabieber13 0
and you got into colledge how?
Lisa89 3
just because you graduated college doesn't mean your amazing at everything. You didn't major in maths.. and i'm pretty sure you weren't that great at maths pre college as well. I bet the kid is really great at maths.. hense him beating you. Get over it :). And if you're a major in maths, i guess you are? ... then well ... wow...
imthatguythatdid 0
are you smarter than a 5th grader?! no!??!! ok then go back to 5th grade
foxy1222 0
I'm amazed you won 3 rounds!!!
TechFire 25
Oh god. That was perfect. You probably would have lost all the rounds. Protip: 9-7=2
lulu_06 0
consider going back to college for a math course .. you could use it if a 4th grader beat you
iloveTheMiz 0
Cheaters never Win!
craphappened 4
Lolz. You're dumb. Get back to elementary school!