Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML
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Top comments
FreshSalad 1
why would you cheat?
Brittaneyyy 0
let's hope math wasn't ur major
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Comments (140)
hellyeahmirjam 2
well that's like the worst thing that could happen to your life right
ibkillen 0
my name is riahta and I am not smarter than a 4th grader.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That name sounds feminine to me. Anybody know its origin?
fistnazal 10
what??? did they threaten you to lick white dog poop or something?? way to go Billy (Madison)
swimchic007 0
ahahaha. This reminded me of Billy Madison too! I love that movie :)
fistnazal 10
classic indeed. ;) DONT STOMP IT OUT WITH YER'BOOTS TED! MINDYOUR OWN BUSINESS DEVIL'WOAHMAN!!
staciieee_x3 0
Wowee. That's so, so sad, lol. Looks like someone needs to brush up on their basic maths skills =p
fistnazal 10
lol... I won't say it!! fook me... forgive me father, for I know not what I do? lol
adyson_fml 0
looks like college really worked out for ya
cjb601 0
Wow maybe he was using math and you were using an Ebonics calculator.
lovesamystery 0
mayby if u did cheat u wud have won more rounds
The_Fonz_fml 0
hey 29 it said they did cheat.
DaDooode 0
Karma bitch!
RoadDoggCR 0
it's sad you would even try and cheat against a little boy.
Code_fml 4
Winners never cheat and cheaters never win. Also, KARMA (: