Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML
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FreshSalad 1
why would you cheat?
Brittaneyyy 0
let's hope math wasn't ur major
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Comments (140)
lawlatyourfml 0
so either you have discovered the next Einstein orrrrr you're a complete retard.
brandogasianboy 0
Where did you graduate? UD? University of Dumbasses.
fortunesfool4 0
Supreme Epic Fail
Galex7471 4
I can completely understand, I'm a college graduate and I've done so much higher level math that I can't remember my multiplication tables off the top of my head. I used to laugh when other people would tell me that, but honestly, when you start taking Complex Variables or start studying Fourier transforms, knowing what 7 x 8 is really isn't a big deal.
varkey 7
115, that's total BS. I'm doing my PhD in pure math, but that doesn't mean I have lost the ability to multiply two numbers together instantly. If you can't do arithmetic, you probably shouldn't be a math major.
DQ2011 0
maybe the kid will be the next Einstein?!?!?
cupsie89 0
Im guessing you weren't majoring in math =/ and, smart kid. Haven't met him but I like him already lol
ITrollYourFail 0
YDI for failing at life. Little ****; trying to impress those fourth graders. We all know what you want. BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANY OF MY BUSINESS!!!
zGooNeRx 0
i was thinking of ways to defend op but i couldnt, so op your just stupid =]
zGooNeRx 0
i was thinking of ways to defend op but i couldnt, so op your just stupid =]
ASA5G 2
ydi for cheating. ydi for not being able to beat a 4th grader when you DID cheat ydi for going to college without knowing basic math.