Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
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Comments (147)
immaMonsta 8
Word vomit.
Blue_Black_fml 21
Next time you wanna play with your pussy, close the windows!
Ugi 27
I ask you - what has the world come to? If a girl can't have a play with her own pussy without ridicule then something is broken with the world.
Michael_92 20
Well next time keep your excitement contained then maybe they won't hear you playing with your little kitty.
Michael_92 20
Maybe next time invite them over to have a good time and pet your pussy...cat. Then they will understand everything!
klatt 8
Too funny LMAO
klorehore 24
if they were close enough to hear you they were either spying on you, or you must've been shouting it. I am kinda picturing a nice barbecue get together in the backyard followed by screaming from your house "OH, PUSSY LIKES IT ROUGH!? YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU!!" who wouldn't laugh !
RedPillSucks 33
There are things called apartments. Depending on where you live, it's perfectly possible to hear your neighbors, even through the walls.
kalbrek009 20
I laughed when I read it & I'd laugh if I heard it too!
ImaginaryFoe 1
So you made a joke and people laughed? I'm pretty sure you'll get over that horror. From now on, don't say anything you wouldn't want your neighbours to overhear.
Sexy_Smurf 16
Woah! Someones tired... I actually thought it was quite a funny FML and after the week I've had, kinda needed the smile. Thanks OP lol xx
ImaginaryFoe 1
Fair point. I didn't say it wasn't funny though. I'm more surprised that OP doesn't see the humour and is apparently embarrassed. Why make a joke if you don't want to be laughed at?
pexy_fml 16
Now scream "it's just a my cat"
yupitssoph 18
Somehow I don't think that'd help.
pexy_fml 16
Yea most probably :)
dragonmirado 12
I don't get why your life sucks, that's just funny :D