Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
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Comments (147)
bettyloohoo 0
First world problems.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, you said the same thing on a recent FML.
FlutterShyy 0
O.o poor kitty! Stop molesting it! -tackles-
firefighterjohn 9
at least they think your getting laid
janerose21 3
if I was the neighbor I would took a video , edit it zoom in zoom out with sound effects ....DJ scratching effect "the the the p p p pussy like like like it rough rough" and I would called the crazy cat lady !!!
desertpunk75 11
Next up your going to buy a donkey and rooster and croon "pretty ass....pretty ****..." lol.
anonymous4991 5
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
klinkingg 0
YDI for leaving your windows open
Isa_fml 20
that's hilarious.
sparklecherry 4
I call bullshit. This sounds totally made up.
RedPillSucks 33
Of course, now you'll be forever known as "The girl with the rough pussy". Perhaps you could be a new James Bond character.