Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
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Comments (147)
pbonham 22
Is there something wrong with you?!?! D:
Sexy_Smurf 16
What makes this funnier is that it's been categorized under "intimacy" and not "Animals" lol! xx
Metalhead_NL 5
Doesn't matter, had sex (or so they think)
yupitssoph 18
You, miss, are a weirdo
Ugi 27
You say that as if it was a bad thing!
happymom2g 0
Won't you be my neighbor? Lol. That's great!
BRITTANYHUNGRY 0
Hahahah me too
jaredofmo 22
And making the neighbors laugh is a bad thing? Consider the ice shattered.
ohSNAPyall 27
That's quite catty of you.
UnicornInSpace 6
I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER (•-•)
KitaBrah 0
LMAO you should definitely yell more things out the window(: