Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
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Top comments
samreimer 7
You gotta be kitten me...
jerseyboy732 16
why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?
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Comments (147)
FalconWhitaker 20
YDI, but funny as heck XD
DazedSiren 5
Hahahahahahahaha! *likes*
leftridgec 0
you kat to be kitten me right meow...
catproblems 2
You've got more cat problems than I do...
newgiaw 3
Irritating hungry pet
pigbilly 0
Why is that a FML? Sounds like a funny joke you and you're neibors can remember for a while.
dr3amcatchr 2
Hahahhahahahahha
AWESOMESAUCE365 0
Your neighbors were awfully close to your window. They were watching you o.O
dakelly_t 2
literally hurt myself laughing because i can totally relate to this
Fellsnows 5
HA