Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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caramelize 0
FYL for sure. That's disgusting!
Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0
And you let him?! I'd have clocked him!!!!
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Comments (157)
doof_fisch 2
Not exactly too original. I had a friend in school try doing this to someone else and that was way back in the Sixties! Hmmmm --- maybe the drunk is his kid - or grandkid. Come to think of it....the last I heard....this "friend" of mine had some alcohol issues. Maybe HE was the drunk in this OP's story!
nodbor 11
YDI for wearing an all white suit just because it's hot out
FlaminYawn 0
dude, I bet you were pissed...
sportastef 0
Of course he was pissed... on. :) FYL.
NobodyUKnow 0
Was the person standing behind you R. Kelly?
GinoXDDX 0
Powned rofl
aintnobody 0
He could've at least asked to share the urinal if it was that urgent.
p0kegeek 4
did u guys play have a lightsaber duel? i love playing that with my brother
ALittleBitCrazy 0
To much information *shock*
thumb_r0ck3r 0
uh that's like incest. that's kinda gross. it's not like my brothers whip it out and touch each other with it. that's just wrong.
p0kegeek 4
no we dont touch, just the streams do. and we pretend they're lightsabers clashing
etantao 0
damn! hope you kicked his ass afterwards.
licketyslit 0
if i were you, that guy would be peeing either red or white by the time im done with him, depending on what comes first.;-)
voodootrucker 0
bullshit what are you 9 ft tall