Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
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joea21 21
I hope you danced with him as revenge for your gf saying yes. That would show her!
zaise_chsa 19
Well did you say yes?
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Comments (198)
spikekutter 9
hah, thats awesome..
AngelPendragon 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
seriously? The gf did nothing wrong by saying sure to a dance invite, And who cares if the bf said yes or not? he clearly had problem with the question otherwise it wouldn't be on here. Seriously though, when it comes to dances other people asking to cut in is normal. If he ha such an issue with it he could have told the guy that he wanted to share the dance with his significant other.
TogeBara 12
You are completely full of it if you think it is ok to dance with some other random guy while your S.O. is currently dancing with you. In fact, the only people it is OK to dance with are people like close friends of HIS choosing, best friends of the same gender, and family. You may have found someone that says it is ok, but in all honesty, it is insulting to the person you are dancing with as well as a damn good reason to drop you like a hot rock. If any girl I was with said yes to that question while we were dancing and we were actually together, I would dump her then and there in front of everyone then leave her to find her own ride. You should want to spend your time with your S.O. not some random asshat that wants in on some action. If I were the guy, I'd have danced with him then left her there alone.
cryssycakesx3 23
wow, someone is bitter...
threer 30
Who said you control her actions? Unless you both agree on it, you're just being controlling. Furthermore, who said you're the one driving her here? If you did, that's just plain douchebaggery over nothing; what kind of designated driver ditches their designated drivees??? Other than that, yes, I would dance with the guy and probably end up arguing with my SO.
valalvax 13
You know, maybe the guy meant he was asking if it was ok with op to dance with his girl
theorist3 7
This FML made my day! Love the twist at the end!
MoeYuset 6
I only said you deserved it because lets face it- it's a unexpected compliment/good smack on the forehead for your GF for not wanting to have a romantic slow dance with her BF- and rather with a total stranger. Since you were with your significant other, it is considered bad form to dance with someone else at a slow dance so it doesn't matter if you declined him or not. That's your choice after all. I just hope you didn't post this because "ewww a gaaay asked me to dance ewww'', because thats how it reads on the surface. However, I hope thats just not the case.
PAsurvivor 15
And why are you with this girl?
cryssycakesx3 23
because he loves her, why not? dancing with someone else isn't the end of the world bro.
Fas4wd 13
All's well that ends well. I'd get rod of her for sure. She's not serious.
IAmMe204 25
Follow up! please
scice03 8
So much wtf.
derpina15 26
Your girlfriend should learn that assuming can lead to situations like this, awkward.