Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
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joea21 21
I hope you danced with him as revenge for your gf saying yes. That would show her!
zaise_chsa 19
Well did you say yes?
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Comments (198)
kanggaru 2
I would've turned gay instead of staying with a girl like that
Caprica323 5
That's what your GF gets for being pompous and saying yes! I hope you rethink your relationship a little. (Also I'd have danced with him just to show her!)
amisenho 11
Imagine if the girl had refused the cut-in. I can guarantee she'd be bitched out of the club by the guy and his bros for turning him down. Plus, OP would be stooping to her level by dancing with the guy, even though the guy was gay and saw OP dancing with a female, which would typically indicate a preference for the opposite sex. Maybe I just don't understand club etiquette these days.
evanobrien 14
get it girl.....
alyant 12
Was it fun?
cantfixme36 28
You should take it as a compliment. Hardly an FML...
kellyem2 20
While I'm assuming you weren't interested in the guy, props to him for having the guts to ask. That takes a lot of courage. And at least you can take it as a compliment, op. Too bad your gf doesn't seem as appreciative of what she's got (at least in this particular instance).
NutellaPrincess 9
I hope you danced with him to show her your revenge
ratherblunt 6
I don't understand why this is an FML. That was a compliment, and a good one at that.
jimmy_poison 19
So many of you (including the OP) seem to have missed what this other dude did. He asked to cut in, girl said yes, dude says no, I'm asking your boyfriend (OP) if he's ok with this. Dude wasn't asking OP to dance! Other dude has bro-code sorted and gets my respect for not being a douche
Merylwen 24
Just because you have a different understanding of this story doesn't mean everyone else is wrong. Actually, I'd say you are very probably wrong, for two reasons: 1/ OP was there, you weren't. If that's how he understood it, it means that's how it happened. 2/ If things were as you say, the FML would have stopped after the girlfriend said yes.
xerbrus 14
OP could have perceived it wrong misunderstandings happen all the time in everyday life
andro6657 10
This doesn't count as an FML