Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
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Top comments
that1guy1 13
And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Like he has never picked his nose before...
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Comments (211)
KiddNYC1O 22
You'll find someone who shares that fetish.
LoganBurrito 6
Have an issue? Grab a tissue.
DjeePee 25
Valuable tip: never forget that your webcam is on. Never.
lhfireman 0
most people pick flowers for the one they like......you on the other hand, improvised and failed.
THGforthe2ndtime 7
YDI for being nasty. I don't blame him.
SilentTreatment 7
Pick your nose on your own time.
rob3rt561 0
I justt diedd!! LMFAOO
KiddNYC1O 22
Yay.
maryam8869 7
you shouldnt pick your nose with or without cam. thats just dirty and a lady shouldnt do it
downtime 13
Reading this in the Little Britain voice makes it so much more tolerable.
raphanne_fml 33
#42 Wow, I didn't know they had computers in the 50's... You should use punctuation.
raphanne_fml 33
Oops my bad, I just checked computers history on Wikipedia.
maryam8869 7
whats wrong with you ppl :)))
draken389 1
hey dumbasses, come comment and/or thumbs down this. dumbass
soccerguy2 11
what is this, I don't even?
Chixken 6
Ewww