Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
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Top comments
that1guy1 13
And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Like he has never picked his nose before...
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Comments (211)
pdHbq 2
Sounds like you 'picked' the right time to do that...
FUUUandyourmom 16
That's snot even that funny.
GoW_Chick 15
I'm digging it
WeAreAHurricane 14
I feel nosy after reading this comment thread...
Liimitless 6
*sneezes*
2oc 5
This thread is golden!
Liimitless 6
I mine here for gold sometimes..
BlueEyed1019 12
I do hate to see people pick their noses tho so I understand why he wouldn't like that!
Doortje 30
Everyone picks their nose from time to time. Question is, did you eat the boogers?
EllyMo 15
If I were him I'd sit and watch till you remember you're on webcam and then see the humiliation on your face. Then hang up. Sadism >:}
eoah 5
Win ^
sud4 1
You clever bastard!
CassidyC8 0
Haha
thenoobftw 3
You should had eaten it.
twinkletoes747 16
You should had learned proper English.
asnell98 8
Because eating the booger would have made him not end the call.. Woww
ArielleLeigh 5
Why when she lyks him, the makes no sense
farhil 14
I'm trying to decide what you meant by 'lykes'. Logically, I would assume you meant 'likes', but I want you to have said 'licks'.
CheckMyProfile 17
seriously.. picking your nose!! haven't you heard about something called a tissue? some people gross me out
Chixken 6
What if there's no tissue avalible?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Please, don't be ridiculous. You can't pick out the crusties with a tissue.
kshafer08 7
You act like you have never picked your nose before.....
ICATiger 13
Booger blast his ass XD
ArielleLeigh 5
Totally xD
pandapoopDX 0
good thing you weren't fapping
GoW_Chick 15
But then maybe he wouldn't of ended the call, and it could of went in a whole different direction...
If_Yes_Ment_No 3
Dang girl .. Get some tissue
perdix 31
That relationship snot gonna happen.
ICATiger 13
Stop picking all the good puns.
Amrel 10
Yea i think even OP nose its over
flockz 20
ya i think she made that pretty clear.
zombicidal 11
Haha he used the pun three others used and got thumbed downed And get thumbed up because perdix is that ******* awesome
LoganBurrito 6
I would say that snot funny, only it is.
btstig 11
I noticed that also 75
perdix 31
Wait, 75 and 116, My comment #25 was the first one to make a "snot" pun. Look at the numbers of the puns that are above mine, they have higher numbers. When I read the first 24 comments, I was surprised that a snot comment hadn't already appeared, so I added one. And a pretty good at that, if I do say so myself :)
zombicidal 11
after reviewing the play I see that you are correct I should have paid attention to the numbers