Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML
Today, I donated money to a gaming streamer I like(d) who's been struggling. He later yelled at me and timed me out for "derailing the stream" with "dumb" questions. Then I found out a troll community that follows him doxxed me, and people are dunking on me and calling me "retarded" on social media for donating. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, in an attempt to win a political argument, I recorded myself walking into a gun store and asking which gun would be best to hypothetically deal with my neighbor's annoying kids. I now have a recording of myself being chewed out, banned for life, and perp-walked out the door. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.
KingCeltic77 18
This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.
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Comments (84)
DumbingOfAmerica 9
Seriously? You're bitching about being kicked off a fourm. OMG! How are you going to spend your time now?
dan_in_wi 12
Im with OP... to everyone else, grow up
iwadasn 33
Right, because the OP's tendency to taunt strangers on the internet shows he's so much more mature than the rest of us.
379_fml 11
Since when is something like this so important in your life that it becomes a fml?
OhhKristin 11
this is the dumbest FML ever. Why was this even published?
jwebster 8
Thats reddit for you. Mods get butthurt and swing the ban hammer.
annie_nk 23
This sounds familiar. There's a similar one from May but that one, OP was banned for a harmless correction, not being a dick like this guy.
Denny1 15
That sucks bro
fordneagles 34
That's why you always reference the person your comment was aimed at, so crap like that doesn't happen.
junkman6 22
The phrase "umadbro" is only acceptable when you're trying to start a fight. OR On a political forum with a throw away account to watch the poly sci majors have seizures and spend two hours writing a 5 page response to your 3 words. Not that I've ever done that.
aardvarkish 17
Haha! Jackass!