Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML
Today, I donated money to a gaming streamer I like(d) who's been struggling. He later yelled at me and timed me out for "derailing the stream" with "dumb" questions. Then I found out a troll community that follows him doxxed me, and people are dunking on me and calling me "retarded" on social media for donating. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, in an attempt to win a political argument, I recorded myself walking into a gun store and asking which gun would be best to hypothetically deal with my neighbor's annoying kids. I now have a recording of myself being chewed out, banned for life, and perp-walked out the door. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.
KingCeltic77 18
This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.
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Comments (84)
HowieDoIt 21
The moral of the story is: You can't trust the system!
ICastillo 25
I don't know why people get hurt over comments like that, just ignore the damn comment it's not that hard.
kingbrizo 24
i agree...just chill, && besides, if it irks you (especially that much) then i think its time to go outside for awhile
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
cool story bro Never piss off the mods at FML, they'll destroy you.
newburton13 26
U mad, bro?
klovemachine 24
Awesome :)
iShanny 13
Sounds like a crappy forum, if the founders get all butthurt and ban people over simple comments, that aren't even directed towards them.
minzzy 8
technically...you were trolling the founder .__.
SexyQueen0905 24
I hit YDI as soon as I saw "umad bro?" Sorry, but that saying has been so overused, it makes me want to punch the person saying it in the face. However, you do get some points for your username. :-)
Enslaved 38
No warning? A month's ban seems pretty harsh for a simple comment.
kingbrizo 24
amen.
jiggins007 4
Who cares? NERD
FlyingPie 17
umad bro?